Captain Oblivious

No, not the real one. I mean Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. Check out his website (most definitely Not Safe For Work). If you haven't followed his career, that should tell you everything you need to know about the Rev Phelps. If you can't get enough, try this one. Or go here. Or maybe here. If you're wondering about the nickname, though, just try this Google Image Search and see if you can pick out the resemblance. Heh.

Now, what's Rev Phelps planning on doing in the gay Mecca that is Massachusetts? I mean, seriously - he could picket the whole darn state, right? We're all either fags or fag-lovers after all. Well, the good Reverend has a completely appropriate target chosen, as usual. Brace yourselves.

This jackass is going to picket an elementary school. Technically, they call it an Intermediate School, because it's for 5th and 6th graders. So this man of God is going to spew hatred on 11 and 12 year old children. Why? Because one of the kids wrote an essary about Ellen DeGeneres. And the school department thought the essay was so well written, they gave her an award for it. Unconscionable, I tell you. Clearly, that child and everyone who encouraged her writing ability are going straight to hell.

Moron. One suggestion, Reverend. You might want to arrange for a police escort on your way out of state. Just a thought.